21 Hilarious Home Design Fails So Bad They Shouldn’t Exist

These designs are what every real estate agent’s nightmares are made of.

21 Hilarious Home Design Fails So Bad They Shouldn’t Exist
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There is one thing we are completely sure of: not everyone is born to be a designer. A good eye for form and composition is not something that comes around often; however, confidence is the only thing that people seem to need for designing these days. 

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This Instagram account shares terrible home designs from all over the world. Phallic shaped pools and cribs made from trucks that make “truck bed” a reality actually exist. These people are out there and every day they make new decisions that redefine the words absurd, ugly, and stupid. If you think that you’ve seen enough after watching Twilight, just stay tuned, we’ve got a big storm coming for you. 

We’ve gathered 21 home design fails that will make you question the right to artistic liberty.

1. The Balcony Problem 

Extreme conditions require extreme solutions: the Texas weather is making your life miserable and you don’t have a jacuzzi that will cool you off? Just make your balcony a jacuzzi and your problem will be solved.

 
 
 
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When you opt for the all inclusive alcohol package over the plunge pool suite.

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We just hope that they considered the effects of a distributed load.

2. The Say-Goodbye-To-Your-Poo Toilet

This picture should be the header image for “TMI”. Who wants to watch their dump flinging off to the unknown world of severs?  

 
 
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Exactly ZERO people need a clear toilet.

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3. The Time-Out Counter 

This is where you will be sent to if you cuss during dinner with your parents. Cons, you will be eating alone and sulking; pros, you can be the news anchor and it is your time to shine.

 
 
 
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When you want a kitchen island but you also want a place to do the 6 o’clock news from.

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4. The Lion Table

Maybe they should have tried neutering the lion before actually making it into a table. This design makes dusting rather awkward.

 
 
 
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Me: Texas, you can’t possible be more extra. Texas: Hold my beer...

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5. The Sharingan Roof

Tired of boring roofs? Try this Sharingan roof, it is not as deadly and not as red; but it gets the sentiment across.

 
 
 
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Not cute, Texas. Not cute.

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6. The Creepy Toilet

This is for those situations when you want to hug the crap out of someone.

 
 
 
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I’m just gonna leave this here in case you had any hopes of a good night sleep tonight. You’re welcome in advance. #illpeeoutsidethx

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7. The Door To the Other Side 

This is for those dark times when you just want to take the easy way out.

 
 
 
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That first step might getcha tho

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 8. The LadyRoom

This looks like something the Botanic Rick would design for his serenity bathroom if he was in the second episode of season four and that says a lot.

 
 
 
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Seems super practical.

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 Also, everything in this bathroom is butt-wipeable so go crazy.

9. The NoFirePlace

Don’t have enough money for an actual fireplace, but still want the white-frame Instagram look? Try this. You can paint flames to the wall for extra-realism.

 
 
 
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Next level styling.

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10. The Three F’s

These are words to live by; however, they seem to have missed the fourth important F. Still a better trio than eat, live, and love.

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Approaching epidemic levels

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11. The Haunted Room

This room looks as haunted as it gets. Refrain from booking it on Airbnb if you want the only thing that’s going back and forth in the room to be you.

 
 
 
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Dibs on the rocking horse front row seat. 🍿

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12. The Rocking Bed

Because rocks are known to be comfortable. Right?

 
 
 
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Where all the Fred and Wilma magic happens. #yabbadabbadoo

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And this Instagram user’s comment deserves a special mention.

21 Hilarious Home Design Fails So Bad They Shouldn’t Exist

13. The Illuminati Ceiling

 A ceiling for all your occult needs. David Rockefeller must love this one.

 
 
 
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Yes by all means, turn your weird ceiling into a stealth bomber to accentuate that shitty $27 Home Depot fan.

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14. The LivingBathRoom

This is for you if you can’t stand leaving your S.O’s sight even for a moment.

 
 
 
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High concept, next generation Taco Bell

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15. The Romcom Bathroom

And this one is for you if you are shy about being seen, but still want to hold hands with your S.O during the poop hour because you have separation anxiety.

 
 
 
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Please let me die alone than ever be this in love.

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16. The Reality-Changer

If you want to wash your hands with your alternate selves from another dimension, this one is for you.

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17. The Hell Stairs

Imagine walking down these stairs drunk: you can’t because you have already fallen down.

 
 
 
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Let’s not get drunk here.

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18. The Upside Down

No, this is not an upside-down picture. 

 
 
 
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Vinyl flooring in a tray ceiling. What a play, Birmingham! Do I hear accented with rope lighting from West Texas?

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Stranger Things fans are flailing right now.

19. The Glitching Sims House

This looks like when you are trying to move around objects in Photoshop and moving one thing ruins all the other alignments.

 
 
 
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I’m gonna guess this isn’t supposed to be funny. 😂😂😂 but it so is.

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20. Fart, Poop, Pee (in that order)

This is for those moments when you go to a room and forget what you went in for. 

 
 
 
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Stop telling me what to do.

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21. The PoolRoom

We can’t imagine who would like to sleep in here. Maybe that fish-human couple from The Shape of Water?

 
 
 
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Seriously F off. No one likes to swim this much. 🖕🖕🖕

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