Top 10 Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Trevor English

You can buy pretty much anything off of Amazon and have it be at your doorstep in a day or two. This amazing capability has only come in recent years, but it also means that you can buy some pretty weird things without anyone knowing about it. Amazon has grown to encompass every realm of retail, and we have collected 10 of the weirdest thing you can purchase on the online shopping giant.

A Yodeling Pickle

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There really isn't much to say about this first product. It's a plastic pickle that yodels when you press a button. It has 4.5-star reviews and you can purchase it for $11.53, so there are some more reasons to buy this. The reviews for this yodeling pickle are quite funny, but no, it's not waterproof.

Nicholas Cage Pillow

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This is for your die-hard Nicholas Cage fans who want to sleep on a hairy shirtless image of the famous actor.Yes, someone makes this, and it can be yours for $5.50.

2003 Nickel

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For the low price of $3.95 + $4.49 shipping, this 2003 Philidelphia mint Jefferson Nickel can be yours. It would seem that users either loved or hated this product, and one had this to say:

2.0 out of 5 stars – Great product, but concerned about the price

By Josh N on January 25, 2006

A nickel for $4.55 seems a bit excessive, don't you think? Pretty sure I can get this for something like 9100% less elsewhere.
But I want to emphasize that this is a great product. I own several nickels myself, and find that they constantly come in handy.

Sugar Free Gummy Bears

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This may not seem like a weird item at first, but wait until you understand the effects that consuming this snack will have on your digestive tract. This product is filled with some of Amazon's all-time funniest reviews. Instead of trying to explain this product, I will let this review give you a better picture.

5.0 out of 5 stars – Five Stars
on April 25, 2016
I love it, I feel fine, and cleansed. My colon has never been so squeaky clean.

Fresh Frozen Baby Eels

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Coming to you all the way from Spain, this container of frozen eels is ready for whatever you do with a bag of frozen eels. You probably eat it or something, but it doesn't exactly sound like my idea of fine dining. The seller states that the product you receive may not look like what is depicted in the image, so it's kind of like a mystery box. Prepare to be surprised.

Dancing with Cats Book

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Amazon is fantastic, and it allows anyone in the world to publish that book they have worked tirelessly on with just the click of a button. You may be surprised, but this brilliant how-to book is actually on the top of many Amazon best-seller lists. It would appear that the book doesn't take itself too seriously though, here is the seller's description.

The cult classic is back! This petite 15th anniversary hardcover reissue keeps all the original mystery and magic of cat dancing delightfully intact. Perpetually ahead of its time, Dancing with Cats presents scores of delightful and inspiring photographs of people and cats engaging in their favorite dance routines as well as moving testimonies of the personal transformations brought about through this uniquely joyous form of human-animal connection. Dancing with Cats will have a new generation of cat lovers (and their cats) jumping for joy—and cutting a rug—in no time.

Caffeinated Soap

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Need your caffeine but hate drinking coffee or soda? Then this soap is for you. It will provide your body with 200mg of caffeine absorbed right through your skin per shower. WARNING: Do not eat.

Bombproof Your Horse Book

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Another brilliant book brought to you by Amazon. If you own a horse and frequent bomb fields, then this book is for you.

Giant Bologna Sandwich Wall Sticker

baloney sandwich[Image Source: Amazon]

You know those giant wall stickers of famous celebrities or your favorite cartoon characters? Well now you can buy one that pictures a giant half eaten bologna sandwich. Imagine bringing your date home to this, you'll be married in no time.